Cocktail

Slow Comfortable Screw Against A Cold Hard Wall

Experience the Slow Comfortable Screw Against a Cold Hard Wall: a delightful blend of vodka, sloe gin, whisky liqueur, and fresh orange juice, beautifully finished with Galliano and a splash of overproof rum. This refreshing cocktail is perfect for any occasion, offering a smooth, fruity taste with a touch of sophistication.

Slow Comfortable Screw Against A Cold Hard Wall cocktail

What you need

Plus ice and your own shaker or glass. The Bartifier cup measures every pour.

Make it with Bartifier

Choose the strength and how many glasses. Each pour shows which sections of the cup to fill; the free app walks you through the same steps.

Strength

Strength changes the base spirits only (vodka, gin, rum, tequila, whiskey, brandy). Everything else stays the same.

Steps for 1 glass, Standard.

  1. Step 1: Fill the highlighted sections with vodka, then pour into your shaker.

  2. Step 2: Fill the highlighted section with sloe gin, then pour into your shaker.

  3. Step 3: Fill the highlighted section with whisky liqueur, then pour into your shaker.

  4. Step 4: Fill the highlighted sections with orange juice, then pour into your shaker.

  5. Step 5: Fill the highlighted section with galliano, then pour into your shaker.

  6. Step 6: Fill the highlighted section with white rum, then pour into your shaker.

  7. Step 7: Add ice to your shaker.

  8. Step 8: Close your shaker, then swirl.

  9. Step 9: Strain into a rocks glass.

  10. Step 10: Garnish With Orange Slice.

Midori being measured into Bartifier beside the app showing the current step

BARTIFIER

One cup. Six sections. No guesswork.

Bartifier is a measuring cup with six sections. Fill the ones the app highlights and pour into your shaker: every drink measured the same way, from 1 glass to 100.